She's gonna' hand you a head-headed Gabriel

Coming from the bar in a plastic tie

He's gonna swing from the tree of life

Their gonna try and sell you on a great big lie



But when you speak to her, her eyes light up

The, music spills right into your cup

The minstrels play and the waitress brings ice

There are pies on a carousel have a slice

But watch out, she ain't no good for you



He's gonna' spin like the tractor pull

She'll sit back while he tells his tale

He's gonna' yell while he drinks his beer,

She'll sit back and drink ginger ale



But when you speak to her, her eyes light up

The music spills right into your cup

It's so abrupt and it's so concise

There are pies on a carousel, have a slice,

But watch out, she ain't no....



She'd like to put you in her zoo

Right between the canaries and the cockatoos

She'll pull out your feathers for her brand new hat

And when she's done that, she'll feed you to her cat

Just watch out cuz she ain't no good for you



I said watch out, she ain't no good for you