I got a skateboard

Oo-ee-oo!

I’m skating down the street

With my trucks all new

Here comes the NME

Coming into view

Looking for a gimmick

That it can screw

“You’ve got a skateboard

Oo-ee-oo!

Do you like the Stupids?

Can we interview you?

What kind of fancy tricks

Do you do?

Are those original

All-star shoes?”

Now it’s not a sport

It’s a saleable craze

They’re screwing us over

In a million ways

“Sign on the dotted line

You know it pays”

Who wants a skateboard?

I’m giving mine away