Her name is Noel

I have a dream about her

She rings my bell.

I got gym class in half an hour

and oh how she rocks

in Keds and tube socks.

But she doesn't know who I am.

And she doesn't give a damn about me



Cuz I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Listen to Iron Maiden, baby...with me. Ooh.



Her boyfriend's a dick

He brings a gun to school

He'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth.

He lives on my block

and he drives an IROK

And he doesn't know who I am

And he doesn't give a damn about me



cuz I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.

Listen to Iron Maiden, baby...with me. Ooh.

Ooh yeah...dirtbag.

No she doesn't know what she's missin'.



man I feel like mold

It's prom night and I am lonely lo and behold

She's walkin' over to me this must be fake

My lip starts to shake



How does she know who I am?

Why does she give a damn about me?

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby.

Come with me Friday, don't say maybe.

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby...like you.

ooh yeah...dirtbag.

No she doesn't know what she's missin'