Black Velveteen, simple and clean, oh, what a bad machine

Black Velveteen, supple and lean, the 21st century dream



Ready to please, free from disease, she’s waiting on her knees

It’s not a sin, titanium skin, just take her for a spin



Black Velveteen, simple and clean, oh, what a bad machine

Black Velveteen, supple and lean, the 21st century dream



Nice piece of kit, electronic clit, just sit down for a fit

Ready to trip, a guaranteed hit, she’s all you ever wished



Black Velveteen don't give a damn she'll do dishes

Black Velveteen knows all the night spots in France

Black Velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens

Black Velveteen always is ready to dance, she's ready to



Black Velveteen, simple and clean, oh, what a bad machine

Black Velveteen, supple and lean, the 21st century dream



Black Velveteen don't give a damn she’ll do dishes

Black Velveteen knows all the night spots in France

Black Velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens

Black Velveteen always is ready to dance (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh ho), she's ready to



Black Velveteen don't give a damn she’ll do dishes

Black Velveteen knows all the night spots in France

Black Velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens (oh, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, ho)

Black Velveteen always is ready to dance (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, ho), she's ready to



Black Velveteen, simple and clean, oh, what a bad machine

Black Velveteen, supple and lean, the 21st century dream