Won't you be my girl

Won't you be my girl

Won't you be my, be my,

Be my girlI was blue and lonely,

I couldn't sleep a wink

And I could only get unconscious

If I'd had to much to drinkThere was somehow, something wrong somewhere,

And each day seemed grey and dead

The seeds of desperation

Were growing in my headI needed inspiration,

A brand new start in life,

Somewhere to place affection,

But I didn't want a wifeAnd then by lucky chance I saw

In a special magazine

An ad that was unusual,

The like I'd never seen,"Experience something different

With our new imported toy,

She's loving, warm, inflatible

And a guarantee of joy"She came all wrapped in cardboard,

All pink and shrivelled down

A breath of air was all she needed

To make her lose that frownI took her to the bedroom

And pumped her with some life,

And later in a moment

That girl became my wifeAnd so I sit her in the corner

And sometimes stroke her hair

And when I'm feeling naughty

I blow her up with airShe's cuddly and she's bouncy,

She's like a rubber ball,

I bounce her in the kitchen

And I bounce her in the hallAnd now my life is different

Since Sally came my way

I wake up in the morning

And have her on a trayShe's everything they say she was

And I wear a permanent grin,

And I only have to worry

In case my girl wears thinWon't you be my girl

Won't you be my girl

Won't you be my, be my,

Be my girl