Do you have the time,
to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once,
i am one of those,
melaudramatic fools neurotic to the bone no doubt about it,

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sometimes i give myself the creeps sometimes my mind plays tricks on me,
it all keeps adding up i think i'm cracking up,
am i just paranoid,
i'm just stoned.

I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams,
she says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down,
i went to a whore he said my life's a bore,
just quit my whining cause it's bringing her down,

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Grasping to control,
so i better hold on.

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