Yeah, I said yeah

I remember the first time

That I ever seen her face

I was standing by the drug store

Trying to save the human race



Took a raincheck on a blind date

To get her prescription filled

We had a short talk and a long walk

Through the lazy cottonfield



It was hot

She was cool and sultry

We made love

I was broke and lonely



She''s wonderful, so beautiful

So delectable, she''s mine

She''s desirable, so lovable

And it''s criminal, almost illegal



Well we woke up in a barnyard

When I heard a farmer shout

Get away, boy, from my daughter

When a shotgun rang out

We took off

She was right behind me

Ran like the wind

What a crazy lady



She''s fabulous, so sensuous

She''s marvelous, she''s mine

I''m delirious, it''s serious

Kinda dangerous, almost illegal



Bring it down now

We had a one child by the Springtime

and another on the way

I got a new life and a good wife

Ain''t that amazing grace



It was hot

She was cool and sultry

We made love

I was broke and lonely



She''s wonderful, she''s beautiful

She''s desirable, she''s mine

I''m delirious, she''s serious

It''s kinda dangerous, almost illegal

Wonderful, so beautiful

She''s not a radical, but she''s mine

She''s fabulous, so sensuous

And it''s marvelous, almost illegal

Beautiful and she''s wonderful

So desirable, almost illegal