Well call this number now

Even though I’m feeling low myself

I’ll try and help

Talk for as long as you can afford

Pay me with your idle chatter

I’ll give you my usual patter

You may be mad as a hatter

Voices never tell



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If I fill a space that so is hollow

Surely peak rate doesn''t matter

Rule the world and marry Francis

I’m sorry that this call is tapped

So there’s no trouble

After 10 the rates go double

But if you are on a roll

We''ll carry on long distance kissing

I’ll be the brunette that you are missing



Well if I could see your eyes

Maybe I could take you as sincere

But as it stands, you’re just a joke for the girls in the bar

Please don’t think your name is sticking

As you watch your units ticking

I know if I ask you to hold

Ask me if you carn



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Tell me what you want and I’ll be what you want