My baby says I mistreat her

I don't know about that

I only know when I beat her

She like to call me a -



She keeps on playing those B-side records

All day long in the flat

"They're a little bit obscure" she says

I call her a -



B-side baby

And that's that

She's just a B-side baby

And that's a fact



I think "Punk" is an overused word

As a matter of fact

I hate Joey Ramone when he says

He's gonna beat on a -

He's going to find himself d-d-down an alley

With his face beaten flat

And a spray job in bright pink letters, saying

B-R-A-T spells



B-side baby