Day I met God

I got so carried away

Day I met God

I got so carried away

Not with the vision

But the streaks in his hair

Not with religion

But the size of his knob



The day I met God

The day I met God

It was pissing with rain

And we went



Day I met God

I got so carried away

Day I met God

I got so carried away

Not with the vision

But the streaks in his hair

Not with the vicars

Or the nuns or the priests



The day I met God

The day I met God, the day I met the big boy

It was pissing with rain

And we went



And the herald angels sang

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh....



We were coming back in the van

From Milan

And I saw God

Right there