Party's over it's time to change

Shoes away I neatly arrange

Next the hairdo

On the block

Put away my lovely frock

T.V.-T.V.



Underwear all tidied away

Thirty eight bust just for a day

Heels so high

My furs so fine

All a woman's things, they are mine

T.V. - T.V.



Oh, I'm a joyous glad T.V.

Why don't you come T.V. with me?

I know a girl who loves to dress me

Up like this and then caress me

To remind me of the way

I used to go both night and day

In femininity there's pride

We'll marry soon

I'll be the bride



Chi Chi Pamela or Barbara

What a good girl you really are

Poetry is awful, so is your prose

What's your gender?

No One Knows

T.V. - T.V.