When you get a number one

The only way is down

And if you have a sticky patch

They start looking, start looking around



Listen close to what men say

Take what you want

And throw the rest away



When you get a number one

The only way is down

And if you have a sticky patch

They start looking, start looking around



In the night when things go bump

Think of me think

Here comes the grump, here comes the grump



Doctors said "Adam, sex kills"

So come inside and die