Is the Richard Gere-Gerbil story true?

Who came third in World War Two?

Did Sooty sleep with Sue?

These things i think about,

When im out,

With youWhat are the holes in biros for?

Which ones which in the Corrs?

Did Geoff Hurst really score?

Coz frankly your a bore,

And im not,And if its leaving season,

Your second on the bill,

If you wont leave me baby,

I'll find someone who will,

I tried love, im sorry,

I tried l-love,Does God ever get it wrong?

Where has Gary Barlow gone?

Why is Christmas day so long?

It just goes on and on ,

And on,

Like you,And if its leaving season,

Your second on the bill,

If you wont leave me baby,

I'll find someone who will,

I tried love, im sorry,

I tried l-love,doo doo doo doo doo do doo dooo dooI tried love, im sorry,

I tried love,Why is there ketchup on my sleeve?

D'ya think Adam fancied Eve?

What if Eve couldnt conceive,

And he had to breed with Steve,

We'd all be GAY!