Put my hand on the Bible

Doing it for liable

It's suing season

And I am broke Buy me some happy

Find me some passion

Will it ever happen?

Heaven knows Sometimes you've got to get the joke

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat

Who put this spanner in my spokes?

I can't change how it's wrote Classy or flashy

At home with Lassie

They all walk past me

I wouldn't know Make me a new man

Find me a new plan

I am a sports fan

A real bloke Sometimes you've got to get the joke

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat

Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?

I can't change how it's wrote When my ship comes in

She'll be on it

Eating a fresh kebab

And I want it

And I want it now (Scat) Sometimes you've got to get the joke

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat

Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?

I can't change how it's wrote Sometimes you've got to get the joke

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat

Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?

I can't change how it's wrote Arse? (B-Side of the single "Angels")